Valleys of Neptune

It was recently announced that there will be a new Jimi Hendrix album, titled Valleys of Neptune. It's made up of the final recordings he made when he died. There's a few covers (Including one of Cream's "Sunshine of Your Love, which I CANNOT wait to hear, as Jimi and Clapton are the two greatest guitarists to ever live, and I'd love to hear Jimi's version of it), new versions of some of his classics, and other never before released stuff.

Jimi's why I got into classic rock, so the news of an album of his work that I haven't heard before, and has never been released is wonderful.

Speaking of unheard Jimi Hendrix stuff, and covers of songs by him, here's his version of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely HEarts Club Band:

The easiest solution to the Jay Leno problem.

You may have heard of the problem NBC is having with the Jay Leno show. Basically, it sucks and is getting bad ratings. So, NBC wants to cut it's time in half and move it back to 11:30 and move back Conan and Jimmy Fallon a half hour.

11:30 is, of course, the same time Jay used to be on when he hosted the Tonight Show (His years were a definite step down from Johnny Carson, and David Letterman was always much better). Meaning all Jay will have accomplished by leaving the Tonight Show is having his show time cut in half.

After it was confirmed that this will definitely happen after the Winter Olympics (Go US/Colbert Nation Speed Skating!), Conan said he will not go on after Jay, and will quit The Tonight Show if/when this happens.

But, the answer here is simple. When you're stuck with a stupid, boring show that's tanking in the ratings, you don't move it back an hour and a half. You cancel it. And that's what NBC needs to do with the Jay Leno show.

In the end though, I don't really care, as I watch Letterman and Craig Ferguson (The funniest of all the late night talk show hosts). Then Adult Swim. Then the re-run of the newest Colbert Report, since it's on at the same time as Letterman.

How the Beatles invented metal

It's no secret that I love classic rock, and that my all time favorite band is The Beatles. Unfortunately, it seems that many people today don't realize what impact the Beatles had on music, and thus often see them as "overrated" or something along those lines. This could not be farther from the truth, which is that without the Beatles modern music would be radically different, or would have at least evolved differently. Anyways, this is something I've thought up after pondering this subject for a while. I believe it shows how much influence the Beatles had and have on other musicians.

In 1968 the Beatles released what I believe to be their best album, simply titled "The Beatles", though you probably know it as "The White Album". Track number 6 on the second disc of The White Album is "Helter Skelter". This song would later be perverted by Charles Manson and his "family". But that has nothing to do with this. Helter Skelter is radically different other Beatles songs, and shows John (Who wrote the song) had changed since the days of "I Want to Hold Your Hand" and even from the Sgt. Pepper album. Many consider Helter Skelter to be the first hard rock song. While many bands and musicians, like the Who and Jimi Hendrix, had done harder stuff than the Beatles, but Helter Skelter's jagged guitar licks, yelling vocals, and boiling pace were new, and set the standard for future bands who focused almost solely on hard rock.

One of these bands was Led Zeppelin, which emerged not long after The White Album was released. Though they, much like The Beatles, had a wide range of styles, they were most known for their hard rock (Leading the uninformed to label them "jock rock"). On Zeppelin's third album (Led Zeppelin III) was the "Immigrant Song". This is one of the first, if not the very first, heavy metal song. IT would inspire artists from Black Sabbath, to AC/DC (Ugh), and from Metallica to Dethklok (I like Metalocalypse, okay?)

And it wouldn't have happened without The Beatles.

"I've got blisters on me fingers!"

Happy X-mas

War is over

(If you want it)

Virtual Piano

I found this via Cracked. Each letter and number on your keyboard will play a different note.

Here's some music for it I also found:

Terminator theme:
yui u t q
yui u t p o
yui u t w
q
9 qq 0 9

Zelda theme:
y e y y u i o p
p p p G s d
d d d s G s G p
p o o p G
p o i i o p
o i S S S i o
G p eee eee eee e
y e

Star Wars theme:
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ttyypoiuioiyu ttyypoiuso ttyypoiuioiyu ddjhgJdsGpd
999wytreoytreoytrte 999wytreoytreoyoiSGpowww

Still Alive, full song. You'll need both hands:
o D u u D6 9 I 9 7 9 I 9 6 9 I e9 o7 D9 uI u9 6 D9 I 9 y7 9 uI e9 6 9 I 9 7 9 I e9
u7 0 Dw o0 7 0 uw A0 6 y0 w0 u6 0 ew e0 6 D9 I 9 7 9 I 9 6 9 I 9 o7 D9 uI u9 D6 9 I 9 7 9 I 9
6 9 I e9 o7 D9 uI u9 6 9 DI y9 7 9 uI e9 6 9 I 9 7 9 I 9 u7 0 Dw o0 7 0 uw A0 6 0 wy uY 6 e0 yw uY
iT u9 yu te e P t i u y y t y t t t e P t i o i u y y u i i o p
G G p o i o p p o i y t y i i u u D D 9 9 7 7 9 9 7 7
9 9 7 7 9 e9 o7 D u u7 9 D 9 7 7 9 9 o7 D u u7
9 D y9 7 u e7 9 9 7 7 u0 D 0o 0 I uw A6 y u6 6 7 eY e 9 D 9 7 7
9 e9 ao7 Dp ou ou7 Dp9 9 7 7 9 e9 ao7 Dp ou ou7 9 Dp Dy9 7 ou ye7 9 9 7 7
u0 D 0o 0 I uw A6 y u6 6 e7 yY u6 iT u yT tT T T eT PT t8q 8q i u85 y85 y t
yt4 tT4 t t8q 8q e P t8q 8q i o85 i85 u y yT4 uT4 i i8q 8q o p GT4 GT4 pT4 T4 o85 85 i85 o85 p89 p89 o70 i70 i69 69 y85 t85
yT i iq u 6 u D0 D 9 9 7 7 9 9 7 7 9 9 7 7 9 9
o7 D u u76 D9 I 9 7 9 I 9 6 9 I e9 o7 D9 uI u9 6 9 DI y9 7 9 uI e9 6 9 I 9 7 9 I 9 u7 0 Dw o0 7 0 uw 0
A6 0 yw uY 6 0 ew eY 6 D9 I 9 7 9 I 9 6 9 I 9 ao7 pD9 ouI ou9 9 pD 9 7 7 9 9 ao7 pD ou ou7
9 pD Dy9 7 ou ye7 9 9 7 7 u0 D o0 0 I uw A6 y u6 6 e7 yY u6
iT u yT tT T T eT PT t8q 8q i u85 y85 y t yT4 tT4 t t8q 8q e P t8q 8q i o85 i85 u y
yT4 uT4 i i8q 8q o p GT4 GT4 pT4 oT4 o85 85 i85 o85 p8q p8q o70 i70 i69 69 y85 t85 yT i iI9 u 6 u D0 D
9 9 7 p p7 a9 p D y9 7 u D pD7 9 9 7 p p p7 a9 p D y9 7 ou Dp Dp7 9 9 7 p p p7
a9 p D y9 7 ou pD pD7 9 9 7 p p7 a9 p D y9 7 ou Dp Dp7 9 9 7 p p p7 a9 p D y9 7 ou pD pD7 9 9 7 o p p7 9 9 7 o D D

Here's a video.

You'll have to play this one and figure it out on your own:
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sdfsdddfdo paspdfd
opspffd opspdds opspsdapoods
opspffd opsphasap opspsdapoods
sspspsd apo ppaspoh hd ppaspsd apo ppaspo dddfd

If one of you can figure out how to play Imagine on this, I will love you for ever and ever and ever. Also, the Imperial March would be nice.

Dear George Lucas

Thank you for this:

Bow chicka bow wow.

ATTENTION

This is an open letter to people mad that "Christmas" is often replaced by "holiday" (Holiday Tree, Happy Holidays, etc.)

SHUT.

THE.

FUCK.

UP.

Got that?

No?

SHUT UP.

You know WHY that change has been made? Because we're trying to be more tolerant to people. Because we want to make ourselves, our community, and our country BETTER.

Secondly, how the FUCK does it affect you? (I have the same question for people against gay marriage) SO WHAT if it's a "Holiday" tree instead of a "Christmas" tree? YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOOOOOOUUUUUUU WANT.

Third, you know what holiday means? HOLYday. As in a day that is holy.

Next, here's the big one. America is NOT a Christian country. NOT. NOOOOOTTTT. NOT. It isn't. We're a mixed country, with all religions. If you add up all the Muslims, Jews, Hindus, and followers of every other religion in this country, plus the atheists, agnostics, and other nonreligions, there's more of them than Christians. Which means, the majority of people in America aren't Christian. What's democracy say again? Majority rules right? Yeah, that doesn't make us a Christian nation. Know that that makes us? THE GREATEST NATION. (Apologies to my Canadian friends, but, seriously, we've got you beat)

And, lastly, we're also the greatest nation because we're tolerant of people who are different from us. Part of being tolerant means we have to be willing to change to accommodate others' beliefs and traditions. This includes things like changing Christmas to holiday in public.

Sincerely,

Reilly "Monty" Weakley.