Birthday/Christmas list

So, my birthday is on December 9th, JUST OVER A MONTH AWAY.

If any of you internet peoples want to buy me stuff, here's what I want! (Please...?)

Stuff is listed in order of how much I want it.

Shirts (Size XL):
The Dude
Han Guitar Solo
Nexus 6
Twilight Zone Monologue
Rick Roll shirt

Toys:
Indie Spotlight The Maxx
Indie Spotlight Scud
Square Enix KH 1 Sora OR KH 2 Sora (Preferably KH2 version)
Macross Valkrie Revoltech
Chun Li Revoltech
Indie Spotlight Shadowhawk
Batman/Batgirl Micromen
Fansproject Arial Team Appendage set
Original Tahu
Batman (Single) Microman

No chance any of you will buy these for me toys:
Ultimate Quarter Scale Han Solo
Marvel Legends Deadpool
Masterpiece Optimus Prime
DC Direct 1/6 scale Sandman

DVDs:
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
All 4 Alien movies
Star Wars original trilogy (DVDs with original versions) (Except A New Hope)
Pink Floyd: The Wall (The movie)
Hard Day's Night
Help!

Other:
The Dude sunglasses
12 pack of Jolt
Great Escape gift card
Crazy booze flavored suckers.

Thaaaat's about it for now.

People who buy me stuff will DEFINITELY get stuff from me for Christmas!

Email me at reilly_weakley@yahoo.com if you desire more information.

I take back everything I just said.

THEY'RE HERE.

Fuck you, USPS

Your website said that my DCUC figures from Matt should have gotten here today, BUT THEY DIDN'T.

And the guy on the phone said all the packages they had to deliver today were gone and should have been delivered.

SO WHO FUCKED UP?!

Need a little help from my friends...

I don't know if any of you collect Mattel's DCUC, but there's an awesome Joker figure out now. There's also a Man-Bat and Power girl I want, in the same series.

Unfortunately, that series is a Walmart exclusive, which, coupled with Mattel's usual crap distribution means I probably won't find him without help.

So that's where you guys come in. Next time you're in Walmart, could you PLEASE check and see if they have this series, and if so, if they have either of those three figure, and if they do, please pick one up for me. I will gladly pay for it, plus a reasonable finder's fee.

Obviously, Joker is the most important and the figure I want the most, then Man-Bat, then Power Girl.

PLZ HALP MEH.

In other news, thanks to Hal from the OAFE forums, I will soon have an Energon Cruellock.

For fuck's sake.

Note: This was originally posted on my deviantArt page.

There needs to be a "Just plain shitty art" and/or "Incredibly stupid and unoriginal OC" options when you report stuff on [deviantArt].

Seriously, I've seen some crappy OCs, but one "artist's" (The "artist" [I cannot say that and keep a straight face] shall remain unnamed) is practically fucking offensive.

She has one that is named Hotshot. Yeah. HOTSHOT. Don't recognize the name? Go ask David Willis [link] . Said OC is a female Optimus.
Another one is a female TFA Sentinel Prime. Named Lance. Y'know, like Lance Armstrong, who is (Though he lacks one of his testicles) a guy. Because LANCE IS A MALE NAME.

But that's nowhere near the worst. The worst is some horrid Prowl/Lockdown bastard lovechild (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP). I could list the many other things wrong with it, but for my sanity, and yours, I won't.

It also doesn't help that the art is horrible, and REEKS of MS Paint. Though, I did see the "artist" (Heh) talk about using Photoshop, which makes her shit even more unbelievably horrible.

Sometimes I hate [deviantArt].